Woolworths

Alison is redoing her bathroom in cream, stone, steige, slat, slate, latté, beige and greige.

Something a little different.
Karen is volunteering at a non-profit rhino spa.

Hello. They’re endangered, they deserve to be pampered.

While on the local golf course, Kevin gets a surprise visit from the ghost of his father.

Love your work, sir

Brett just wants to finish this series, so he can get home and relax with a series.

Oh my God, me too!
Lee-anne wants to go shopping,
Jason wants to be American,
And Emily just wants to get married!
But why can’t Karen sleep at night
and what is that noise outside?
There’s something out there. There’s a shape shadow in the garden, a shape at the bottom
of the swimming pool, a breathing at the top of the stairs, and a face, a face, a face in the
mirror.

Award-winning playwright, Juliet Jenkin (The Boy Who Fell from the Roof) presents Woolworths, a dark, mesmerising, and hilarious satire on middle-class South Africa. Charging through trellidors, security estates, rhino charities, gold mines, shopping malls, rugby stadiums, game farms and bank queues, this epic choral work is a force of culture.